Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Boxer-Hot-Source

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SIMPLE SOLUTIONS TO COMPLEX PROBLEMS
WUZ AN EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT?




WITH THE EXCEPTION OF WRY AND INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS BY HIS ROYAL HOLINESS


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The following is an excerpt from a federal hearing on issues relative to fire safety and the equipment call-ups in an emergency used to fight fires in this instance in California .




SENATOR BARBARA BOXER D-CALIFORNIA STEPS
UP TO THE ISSUE:

TIME TO KICK SOME ASS THE FIRE IS

BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN OR

DO THE LEADERSHIP ROLE THINGY

DEPARTMENT:


"I hope to hear from these witnesses today about solutions to this problem.

First, should the tankers continue to be grounded because that was not the recommendation from the NTSB?

Second, should the FAA be given the authority to set standardsfor the tankers, so they can continue to be used to fight fires?

Third, if the tankers are too old to fly, then we need toappropriate more funds to replace the tankers or increaseaccess to more military aircraft to ensure that all theresources are there to fight these fires.Last year’s fires were devastating to my state of California. This year, we have already had large wildfires. The major fireseason is only a few months away. We need to act now to protect our people and property from these fires.

Thank you, Mr.Chairman"

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For more information on Senator Boxer's record and otherinformation, please go to:







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NOW DO COME DUH HONORABLE HOLINESS BLOGONEDOS

OYEA OYEA


NOW I DO BELIEVE THE MAYOR OF A CITY AND THE GOVERNOR OF A STATE HAVE EMERGENCY POWERS TO DO THE RIGHT THING UNLESS OF COURSE THEY HAVE A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP IN THE GLOBAL WUZ CLUB OF OZ

IF EQUIPMENT IS NEEDED IN AN EMERGENCY AND IT HAPPENS TO BE EQUIPMENT THAT CAN FLY RATHER THAN WALK THEN ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT A SENATOR OR GOVERNOR OR JANITOR COULD PICK UP THE MOST MODERN OF ELECTRONIC MARVELS A TELEPHONE AND KICK SOME ASS. GET THE DIRRIGIBLE IN THE FREAKIN AIR AND IF NECESSARY GET THE THIRD INFANTRY BATTILION IN GLOBEMASTER AIRCRAFT TO PISS OUT THE FIRES.


Platitude 1063

IT BE ONE THING TO RIP OUT THE HEART OF THE TAXPAYER BY OUT-SOURCING THEIR JOBS AND FUTURES AND YET ANOTHER TO STEAL PROFITS AND IT BE ANOTHER THING TO RIP-OUT THE OUT-SOURCE EQUIPMENT AND PUT OUT THE FREAKIN FIRE IN AN EMERGENCY!!!


PLATITUDE 911C

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE IN AN EMERGENCY AND HOPEFULLY FEWER DIE DUE TO AIRCRAFT THAT CREATE A FIRE RATHER THAN PUT ONE OUT! MY GUESS IT IS A GOOD BET TO TRUST IN THE PEOPLE THAT FLY THE OUT-SOURCE CRAFT TO HAVE INSPECTIONS BY NAVY OR COAST GUARD FACILLITIES.


NOW FOR THE SECOND GRADERS DEPARTMENT

IN 1994 THE GOVERNMENT CUT RED TAPE AND JOINED IN RE INVENTING GOVERNMENT AND REBUILT THE COLLASPED


SANTA MONICA FREEWAY A FED HIGHWAY, US 10, THE SECTIONS REBUILT WERE WITHIN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WHILE A 14 MILLION DOLLAR PERK FOR FINISHING PRIOR TO THE DEADLINES. WAS A ROYAL PAYOFF THROUGH THE TAXPAYERS' NOSE GIVEN AS AN INCENTIVE TO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA ARCHETECTUAL RODENTS AT THE CHEESE.


THE PERK ILLUSTRATED WHAT COULD BE DONE WHEN GOVERNMENT WORKS BY AND FOR THE PEOPLE AND GETS OUT OF THE WAY! AND PAYS MORE TO HAVE WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR LESS.
BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF THAT DID NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM.


PLATITUDE 501 CHEESE

GIVE A RAT CHEESE AND IT WILL DANCE TILL THE POLY-TICKS GET ELECTED AGAIN!


AND THE FREEWAY HAS NOT COLLASPED SINCE... BUT THEN AGAIN THE LAST TIME IT COLLASPSED IT WAS AN 8.1 EARTHQUAKE GIVE OR TAKE A COUPLE OF RICHTER NOTCHES.


I AM NOT A LIBERTARIAN, I BELIEVE THE BEST PLACE FOR POLI-TICKS IS INSIDE A POLY-TICK OFFICE BECAUSE IT KEEPS EM OFF THE STREET AND FROM USING BULL HORNS AND THEY CAN BITE EACH OTHERS BACK-SIDES IN PEACE


HOT SOURCE IT

SO! MY RECOMENDATION TO THE COMMITTEE TO RE-ELECT

RATS AT THE CHEESE IS TO "LITTER-ALLY"

PLATITUDE 6

GIVE EM HELL WHEN LIFE IS AT STAKE. PICK UP THE PHONE, CALL 20 GENERALS AND 40 INSPECTORS APPROPRIATE THE MONEY AND GET THOSE RUST BUCKETS IN THE AIR OR HAVE THE NAVY OUT-SOURCE AND OUT PISS THE MARINES.

IF NOT YOUR ALL GUILTY OF MAL-FECIES-OF-OFFICE


AND TO ALL A GOOD MORNING OR NIGHT


BUT-IF THE ISSUE LEADS TO A MILITARY CALL-UP, A DRAFT AND HOMELAND SECURITY NEEDS THE EQUIPMENT OR PERSONEL WHO GETS FIRST DIBS IN AN EMERGENCY?

PLATITUDE 1

REMEMBER IT IS A BELIEVING WORLD

PLATITUDE 2
IF THEY CAN'T TAX IT THEY WILL FIND A WAY

PLATITUDE 3

THEY CAN TAX ANYTHING AND WHATS MORE THE PUBLIC WILL PAY IT.


AHH THE MAKINGS OF ANOTHER GOVERNMENT AGENCY

THE TAX AND ANYTHING DEPARTMENT

MY KIND OF DEPARTMENT

T&A DEPARTMENT


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